LA comedy duo Garfunkel & Oates wrote a little ditty asking a very basic question about the greatest mystery of the entire Lost series:

(Via the Hollywood Reporter)

You could solve this oversight, by the way, by getting the limited edition Lost Kubrick doll figurines and make them be dirty with each other. Oh, yeah: Lost Kubricks!:

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