Many thanks to LA Observed for this one, a remarkable YouTube clip featuring Faye Dunaway in a Japanese commercial by photographer Kazumi Kurigami, in which the legendary actress peels and eats a hard-boiled egg. Does she do anything else? She does not. She does not have to. Faye Dunaway could assemble and eat a box of cardboard and it would be beautiful. Go grab an egg salad sandwich at Euro Pane and rent Bonnie and Clyde on Netflix. It's probably as close as you're going to get.