Ah, romance, or, as Erasure would say, Oh, L'Amour…
This little Coachella-related message in a bottle went up today on Craigslist's infamous Missed Connections section, possibly the saddest region in the entire Internet where–most likely late at night and surrounded by a collection of crusty socks–the deluded attempt to contact people they've had awkward non-contact with IRL:
COACHELLA SAHARA TENT – m4w – 25 (Lincoln Heights)
I saw you at the Sahara tent during Coachella during Skrillex.
Me: brown, short messy hair, plaid Abercrombie shorts, no shirt, and I was wearing a sailor's hat.
You: the approx. 5'6 cute bleach blonde, wearing the denim cut off shorts and the gold American Apparel lame tube top. Yes, you're my kind of girl.
We made eye contact like, 30 times during the set. Is it just me, or did we maybe have something going on?
If you agree, please, reply. I'd love to hear from you again.
If you live in Los Angeles like I do, we can 420 it up and listen to Deadmau5.
Ah the poetry of the XXI Century: “If you live in Los Angeles like I do, we can 420 it up and listen to Deadmau5.”
Screencap or didn't happen, you say?:
Here's the link (until they take it down).