“I'm telling a story about doing my first movie 10 years ago — a low-budget horror film — in which I had to drive a bus, have sex with a girl and get a forklift driven up my ass, all with a broken foot and crutches, because I'd just been hit by a car, for real. Should be fun. I don't know what inspired me to tell this story now, I don't know why I was cast in the movie, and I have no clue why I was kept in it after my accident. But I'm glad it all happened,” Drew Droege tells us. He'll be on the bill with Lori Alan, Jessica Golden, John Grady, Margot Leitman and more for Don't Tell My Mother! True Stories You'd Never Want Your Mom to Know. It's the fifth, sure to be sold-out, hot new storytelling show presented by Nikki Levy, who sneak-peeks us that “Grady tells about his struggle to exercise his masturbatory activities while growing up in a family of 11 Irish Catholics.” His mom must be proud. Bang Comedy Theatre, 457 N. Fairfax Ave., Thurs., March 15, 8 p.m.; (323) 653-6886.

Thu., March 15, 8 p.m., 2012

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