Mad props to Brad Pitt for creating the best excuse ever not to marry a baby-mom:
He said he wouldn't tie the knot with Angelina Jolie until same-sex couples could wed too.
High five. (We kid).
Except that it would appear Mr. Pitt is wussing out.
The gay nation is up-in-arms:
Senor Pitt tells The Hollywood Reporter this week that he's thinking about wiggling out of his commitment to noncommittal dudes (and LGBT people) everywhere.
Why? Here's what he told THR:
… It seems to mean more and more to our kids. We made this declaration some time ago that we weren't going to do it till everyone can. But I don't think we'll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment.
Too bad, Brad. Not only are you disappointing many same-sex marriage supporters in California, but you're heading down a slippery slope.
You've lasted 7 years with Angelina? You know what happens to married couples in Hollywood, right? Yeah.
This could be the beginning of the end.