Mad props to Brad Pitt for creating the best excuse ever not to marry a baby-mom:

He said he wouldn't tie the knot with Angelina Jolie until same-sex couples could wed too.

High five. (We kid).

Except that it would appear Mr. Pitt is wussing out.

The gay nation is up-in-arms:

Senor Pitt tells The Hollywood Reporter this week that he's thinking about wiggling out of his commitment to noncommittal dudes (and LGBT people) everywhere.

Why? Here's what he told THR:

… It seems to mean more and more to our kids. We made this declaration some time ago that we weren't going to do it till everyone can. But I don't think we'll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment.

Too bad, Brad. Not only are you disappointing many same-sex marriage supporters in California, but you're heading down a slippery slope.

You've lasted 7 years with Angelina? You know what happens to married couples in Hollywood, right? Yeah.

This could be the beginning of the end.

[@dennisjromero / / @LAWeeklyNews]

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