Because water likes glass, you love your planet, and plastic bottles leak dioxin, which renders penises tiny and useless, you bring your own water bottle with you wherever you go. Where, oh where, is a well-hydrated superhero to find happy, healthy, living water when she's out and about, moving mountains and manifesting miracles? Nature Well in Silver Lake keeps a big, fat, icy carafe of Phi water, mixed with sliced fruit and the occasional cucumber rounds, perched atop the counter for customers to sip on-site, or to fill and run. Locali — conscious convenience in Hollywood — provides high-vibing filtered water at its own miniature sink for customers smart enough to carry cups and bottles and jars with them (though the staff request that folks fill small containers only). The Crystal Matrix in Atwater Village has a Kangen water machine on-site, and encourages customers to bring their own vessels to fill with ionized alkaline water. Erewhon spins water for its Tonic Bar customers, and LifeFood Organic on Cahuenga invites Hollywood raw-food loyalists to fill up at their air-turned-water machine. Thank you, water; we love you, water. Nature Well, 3824 Sunset Blvd. (323) 664-5894; Locali, 5825 Franklin Ave. (323) 466-1360,; Crystal Matrix, 3215 Glendale Blvd. (323) 644-7625,; Erewhon, 7660 Beverly Blvd. (323) 937-0777,; LifeFood Organic, 1507 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Hlywd. (323) 466-0927, —Dani Katz

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