What do you get for writing political messages in front of a Southern California Bank of America using washable chalk?
More than 10 years behind bars. Potentially. Such is the saga of Jeff Olson, who expressed his distaste for Wall Street banks and their role in the Great Recession on the sidewalk outside his local B of A branch:
Olson admits to writing the messages outside his local Bank of America in San Diego's North Park neighborhood. He told San Diego's KFMB (channel 8):
I wrote 'No thanks big banks,' I wrote 'Shame on Bank of America.
Reportedly under pressure from the bank, the San Diego City Attorney's office charged Olson with 13 counts of vandalism.
More than 10 years would be the maximum possible time, and Olson, if convicted, would more likely see just a fine. But it's still a case of throwing the book at a guy who used chalk on a sidewalk.
— UTSanDiego (@UTsandiego) July 1, 2013
He says he committed free speech, but a San Diego Superior Court judge has ruled that such an argument will not be heard before a jury.
To add to all that drama, new San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, who's notoriously liberal, isn't too happy with City Attorney Jan Goldsmith's decision to prosecute.
Filner has requested that the City Council take up the matter during the soonest possible closed session meeting. He told reporters Friday:
It's water-soluble chalk. They were political slogans.
[Update at 2:12 p.m. Tuesday]: A jury essentially tossed out the case against Olson, finding him not guilty on all charges. Now if only the City Attorney could be prosecuted for being a douche.