1. Showerless: 4 days

2. Sexless: 365 days

3. Sleepless: 40 hours

4. Hopeless: 15 days

5. Aimless: 213 days

6. Beardless: 293 days

7. Pointless: 40 hours

8. Timeless: 14 hours

9. Mindless: 6 hours

10. Listless: 355 days

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