From across the universe, West Coast Sound has compiled a quick digital dump of music stories spanning the internutz, interpreted though the lens of the 17th century Japanese poetic form, the Haiku.
Gaga blasts a nip,
Ticket sales fall, so
does Iron Maiden
All the news fit to blog: Kanye's illusions of grandeur, L.A. Record's founder on KPCC, ungooglable bands, and Fun Fun Fun after the jump.