In case you missed it, Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got married on New Year's Eve. Harris, 26, is 86-year-old Hef's third wife. This wedding comes after the couple cancelled their first wedding in 2010. Harris then went on the Howard Stern show and told the world that Hef is bad in bed.

But! According to US Weekly, the couple is over all that, and is thrilled with their reconciliation. “Our relationship is better than it ever has been before,” Harris told the gossip magazine. “I'm very happy and Hef's very happy and we're excited.”

So what do you write on the card you will inevitably send to a couple in this situation? It's a conundrum. But you don't want to be caught tongue-tied, so here are some ideas for well-wishes.

1. Third time's a charm xoxo

2. No one at all is imagining the two of you having sex

3. Amor vincit omnia

4. Your 60-year age difference doesn't weird anyone out!


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