Polls have been closed for three and a half hours, and the Los Angeles City Clerk has managed to count less than 50,000 votes.

At least LA County had that damn fog as an excuse.

LA Times columnist Steve Lopez is going absolutely bonkers on twitter:

Jesus. Someone get Steve a drink! Seriously though, he does have a point. Some cooler mannered comments:

And of course, someone had to go and defend the poor folks over at the city clerk's office: