“The internet is like the wild west! It's totally unregulated so we thought it would be cool to see how far we can go without any consequences.”
Those were Sarah Silverman's infamous words at The Big Live Comedy Show, the two-hour livestream event that kicked off YouTube's Comedy Week, an online fest that proved to be an exercise in dental surgery, especially for anyone sifting through several haystacks of monotonous material. YouTube's Comedy Week posted from May 19-25 in the wake of Comedy Central's also-ran #ComedyFest, which is best described as a labyrinth of one-liners that took place entirely on Twitter from April 29-May 3 (with the exception of a livestream opener comprised of Judd Apatow and Carl Reiner elbowing Mel Brooks to embrace the social platform).
I'm with the chorus of naysayers who scratched their heads over these low octane stunts: Why host an online comedy festival when one occurs every day of the week?
On any given day, Funny or Die can kick both festivals in the pants simply because the site curates its front page, knows its demo, mines L.A.'s next generation of progressive comics (like Allan McLeod) and only gives viewers so much to eat in one sitting; all the while exposing the hysterical underbelly of our bubble gum society (Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony profile remains a timeless pisser).
YouTube threw everything and the kitchen sink on its site, despite all efforts to spotlight particular events each day. Much of it was derivative of either The Lonely Island (participants of the event), Weird Al Yankovic or the old Dick Clark-Ed McMahon NBC show TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes.
Though YouTube's lineup included heavy hitters like Seth Rogen, Vince Vaughn and Tim & Eric, what was significantly lacking were the presence of such revolutionaries like UCB's Joe Wengert, who in my mind is the heir to Fred Armisen's absurdist crown; modern day Boston-bred vaudevillians The Walsh Brothers; and Asterios Kokkinos, whose Admiral Ackbar viral vids are ripe enough for any Conan episode. Knock-knock YouTube: Upload these guys next time.
But as hastily assembled as YouTube's Comedy Week appeared, it outshined Comedy Central's #ComedyFest. The most glaring case in point: You can actually relive YouTube's fest because it's on archived video. Much of #ComedyFest took place as panels on Twitter — and if you weren't scrolling at the time of their posting, re-reading them won't make that much sense. I typically tweet while I'm on the toilet and unfortunately the primetime schedule of #ComedyFest didn't coincide with my clock.
I totally get this laugh experiment as a brand extension for Comedy Central, in terms of syncing distracted young males with its televised programming. Celeb tweeting, however, can be quite guarded and glib. There were some candid moments that leaked through when an irate @asdddsyk6raf railed against Comedy Central President of Programming Kent Alterman, writing “@ComedyCentral Fuck you, no pitches. You give trashbags like Kroll and Schumer their own shitty shows, you can give me one,” to which the suit politely answered, “Sold! Great idea and delivered with real grace.” Still, while Twitter is a blessed place for quick quips, it's the last place for a festival that's meant to be in 4-D.
Nowadays a fire-breathing, live comedy festival is especially important, since HBO divorced itself from the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in 2007. USCAF, held in Aspen, Colorado, doubled as both Sundance and the Oscars for burgeoning and established comedians and was organized by the creme de la creme in the comedy industry. Comedians in L.A. during the September-December frame were always on edge as they were being scouted. For them, a USCAF spotlight meant they'd arrived, and for those vets headlining there, it meant that they were still established. Those who succeeded in keeping Aspen in stitches, returned home to talent and development meetings. USCAF (before its Vegas hand off to TBS) closed its curtains when Chris Albrecht, a true comedy connoisseur, left HBO as chairman in 2007. Rumors swirled that the festival overhead was always too big, but who cared — it was a platinum party for the genre. Perhaps Albrecht will one day resurrect it via his new post at Starz.
Up next: Five funniest parts of both online comedy festivals
However, finding any redeemable clip during both online comedy festivals was like panning for gold. Here's a few chips below:
5. Steve Agee masters Vine
I don't get Vine, Twitter's six-second video format, and I think it's impossible to record any kind of set-up and punchline in that length of time — but Agee made me a believer with his “Vine Dining” episodes. This was one of the biggest laughs I got from trolling through Comedy Central's #ComedyFest. It's better to be experienced than explained, but donuts, the devil and acid play a large role here.
4. Michael Cera excels in Gregory Go Boom
This 17-minute short directed by Janicza Bravo tells the story of a lovelorn paraplegic, played movingly by Michael Cera. Steeped in earth tones and sharply acted, it's visually and dramatically haunting. And with another hour tacked on, it would make a fascinating indie feature. It's just ironic that one of the takeaways from YouTube Comedy Week is a short film that doesn't try to be funny. It just stars funny people in great roles (the mesmerizing Stephanie Allynne and the wry Brett Gelman)
3. Mark Wahlberg (via Daniel Van Kirk) has a great set
Move over Andy Samberg — Daniel Van Kirk's impersonation of Wahlberg resonates because he's got his mug. Buried in YouTube's Comedy Week was this bit from the Nerdist's Set List at Meltdown Comics, where stand-ups arrive sans material, improvising off a monitor of suggestions. Van Kirk's Wahlberg is so surreal, it actually makes sense as he re-imagines Marky Mark's wild days of taking drugs with Sophie B. Hawkins and racing her up a flight of stairs.
2. Boys Scouts earn Eagle Badges by giving women breast exams.
Wait for it, wait for it…it's at the 3:20 mark of The Onion's best of compilation from Today Now! It's looks like your run-of-the-mill morning show parody, but this news segment is the type of balls-to-the-wall comedy YouTube should have embraced. There are other great nuggets in this clip, such as the young Leukemia patient who bankrupts the Make-a-Wish Foundation with non-stop wish fulfillment. It's like old, dirty SNL skits from the '70s and '80s, reinvigorated.
1. Sarah Silverman seduces
Yes, JASH's co-chairwoman of the board and YouTube Comedy Week's poster girl is one of the biggest takeaways. Essentially, I fell back in love with the princess of pungency through her music vid “Perfect Night,” which is what she spotlighted during the festival. Here she constructs the perfect 180 to the Black Eyed Peas' “I Got a Feeling” about a girl who knows it's not going to be a good night, and Will.I.Am is in on the joke. Her send-up of music styles only gets better and better, and it's a great follow-up to “I'm F*@#ing Matt Damon.” But what “Perfect Night” led me to was Silverman's ingenious short Fête des Pets (Fart Party) and its behind the scenes short), which wasn't a festival spotlight — rather, it was uploaded three weeks ago. (She shoulda saved it for fest week!) Far more than a knock on any Chanel commercial, Fête des Pets fully arrests Godard, much in the same way that the 1968 Madeline Kahn Swedish satirical short De Duva hysterically assassinated Bergman's cinematic fingerprints.