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Remember in the mid-00's when Rivers Cuomo decided to try being celibate for two years?

We're not sure it helped Weezer's direction, but the net result seemed to be that Cuomo settled down and got married.

Here's a chronological chronicle of his thoughts on having sex and not having sex, starting with the above and below 1997 quotes, a year in which he said he slept with 40 ladies.

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In Oct 2005, he changed things up:

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In December 2005, he said:

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Finally, in 2006 he came to his senses:

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