Now that the holidays are over and your warm-and-fuzzy feelings for family and friends have given way to a massive, week-long hangover, we've got just the tidbit to brighten your day.

That's right, we've got porn news to kick off 2011 right. Steven Hirsch, honcho at the world's biggest adult video producer, Vivid Entertainment, has unleashed his wish list of “dream couples” he would like to film in flagrante.

You have to, er, hand it to Hirsch. While the rest of us do this sort of thing for kicks, he actually makes pretty good money using his imagination (though he still can't seem to get Octomom to get down on-camera). Here's his wish list:

Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie


Tom Cruise/Katy Holmes

George Clooney/Elisabetta Canalis

Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen

Leonardo DiCaprio/Bar Refaeli

Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis

David/Victoria Beckham

Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel

Lindsay Lohan/anybody

Agreed? (The Tom Cruise/Katy Holmes one is kind of funny, no?).

States Hirsch:

“I'm ready to talk to all or any of these stars to work out a deal. If they already have a sex tape to send us, we'd love to receive it.  If they don't, we're happy to work with them on an original movie.”

Ya heard, Ari Gold? Get to work. We have a few ideas. High concept all the way.

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