Last week I did an interview with the blogging genius behind “crafts gone wrong” blog Kraftomatic. Soon after, she posted about these: Nose Cozies. “In my humble yet obsessive opinion, this is the best thing to happen to the cozy since the advent of the asthma-inhaler sweater,” writes Marian Lizzi. The seller was tired of cold noses. Necessity is the mother of goddamned weird-ass invention.
At a certain point, you must choose between having a cold nose and looking completely bonkers.