It’s time for our favorite cannabis products for dad this Father’s Day.

Dads love weed. And there is no better way to connect with them than to give them something to enjoy during those activities traditionally associated with bonding. Sometimes it’s your fault they quit puffing tough in the first place after they had unprotected sex. Regardless, there are so many fun offerings for Father’s Day.

This list will cover everything you’ll need from the most low-key dad to ones that use Jerry Garcia parables to teach elementary school children life lessons.

Discreet Dads – Herve

French company Hervé just dropped its newest line of sublingual hard candies. The Le Mirage is vegan and gluten-free with no added sugar. Mirage comes in strips of 25mg. The newest flavor offerings include sour green apple, sour cherry, sour peach and peppermint. One of Le Mirage’s selling points is its patented system for storing and dispensing consumer cannabis edibles. The tubes are refillable, resealable and child-resistant. Photo: Herve

The Dads of The Heat – Zalympix Box

The Zalympix is the biggest thing to happen in high-end cannabis in over a year. Greenwolf was able to get 19 of the cloutiest brands in pot to put their best foot forward in hopes of taking home the top honors, and a variety of other categories. The winners will be announced at the end of next week as part of Greenwolf’s 7th anniversary festivities. We’re positive whoever the dads are that got their hands on a Zalypmix box are hyped. Keep an eye out for our full story on the Zalympix later in the week, and we’ll feature a few entries on The Strains of Father’s Day later in the week.

“John Mayer is cool but I saw Jerry 16 times.” Dads – Mind Your Head

In celebration of the rockstar dad in your life, Caliva is offering 25% off Mind Your Head products. Mind Your Head is the cannabis line founded by Mickey Hart. The 2x Grammy award-winning percussionist for the Grateful Dead has been pumping out some solid pre-rolls for the last couple of years. Hit Caliva’s website to score the deal from June 17 to June 20.

Dabbin Dabs – Puffco Heated Loading Tool

The Puffco Heated Loading Tool is so dope I couldn’t even wait until 7/10 to tell you about it. It’s one of those things that you didn’t realize you needed, and the second you get it there is no turning back. You can load up the stickiest fresh-pressed rosin or badders that would have been a struggle to battle into your Puffco atomizer, and then at the flick of a button drop them right in. You can also roll it around on the top of rosin and twirl it up, but make sure you let it cool off for at least a few minutes or it won’t work as well on the second attempt to load. Photo: Puffco

Vape Dads – MISTIFI Houdini

MISTIFI is a new company specializing in adding three different strains together to get things that taste good, and their recent Emerald Cup win shows the plan certainly has plenty of merit. The Houdini that won the cup is a blend of Max OG, Herijuana and Blueberry Bomb. If your dad is already a vape pen guy, this is one of the hottest items on the market in that space. Photo: Houdini

Deal Dads – Catalyst

The team at Catalyst is offering 15% off for all dads on Father’s Day. You’ll be able to use the deal to shop one of the more competitive menus in the area. I’ll make sure to put something from the Catalyst menu on The Strains of Father’s Day to help you maximize your savings while still making dad feel loved.

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