Can you spot the coffins in this kitchen? Kind of hard to miss them. This is a kitchen done by “Coffin It Up,” an interior design and construction company. “If you have a specific coffin need or idea, it can and will be created, if you desire,” says their website. “Prices will vary, based on coffin type and materials used. The possibilities lie within your imagination.”

Also to be found on their website, a countdown tracker. As of this writing, “154 Days Remain.” But to what? I can't say, but it's freaking me out. Just a little.

Pantry....of doom!

Pantry….of doom!

Coffin cocktail table…

Use a coaster...or else!

Use a coaster…or else!

Or how about a coffin medicine cabinet?

Coffin bookshelves.

Coffin bath cabinet. (Note the black towels, of course.)

These are coffin coffee tables and end tables commissioned by Slayer's guitarist Jeff Hanneman and his wife Kathryn for their home. The tables are made from Philippine mahogany.

Slayer's guitarist's furniture

Slayer's guitarist's furniture

And for those who must travel with their coffin…

But will it fit in the plane's overhead compartment?

But will it fit in the plane's overhead compartment?

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