If you're reading this, then the world hasn't ended. Yet, anyway. And so, even though NASA confidently released a helpful, if pre-emptive, video entitled, “Why the World Didn't End Yesterday,” it still wouldn't hurt to borrow a bit from panicked Russians and have some sort of food-related contingency plan anyway. You know, just in case Woland or the plague wreak havoc on Earth later today, or on the off chance that the aliens land and colonize the planet tomorrow. Turn the page for a flowchart on this apocalypse day.

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