St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day weekend …

When will it stop? Never!, says the LAPD. Not until every drunktard ever is either in jail, broke or completely diverted from getting behind the wheel. As the weather heats up, the drunk patrols are getting hot too.

And so, as a public service announcement, we bring you the DUI checkpoint cheat sheet for this weekend:

-There will be checkpoint from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. TONIGHT in the heart of hipstertown — Silver Lake. It will be on Sunset Boulevard at Micheltorena Street.

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-Then, on Saturday, from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m., we have a checkpoint at Sherman Way and Bellaire Avenue near the border between Van Nuys and North Hollywood.

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Before you start barking at us for this major reveal, understand that the LAPD is asking us to publicize this. They argue that maybe if you know they're out there, you'll think twice about drinking and driving.

You were warned.

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