While fumbling through the endless blogs and offbeat news the Internet has to offer, every so often a person comes across nutty online stores that specialize in things like Goldfish tiaras or Mercury Retrograde Spray. Any excuse to bust out the credit card, right? Well, today I found a true gem: Sarah Palin action figures. The Palin figures are made by Herobuilders.com, an online store that specializes in making custom toys and action figures. And man, they really outdid themselves this time. Not only did the company create the “Sarah Palin School Girl” and “Sarah Palin Super Hero Action Figure,” but its 2008 collection also includes action figures of Elliott Spitzer, John McCain, John Edwards and a “Beach Blanket Obama.”

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Action figure images after the jump…

Sarah Palin School Girl

Sarah Palin Super Hero Action Figure

All images Herobuilders.com.

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