President Obama, do you really love us?

Or are you just using us?

You've been here five times since you moved to Washington. You used to live here. Remember those college days at Occidental?

How come you don't visit more often? Only when an election's coming up, huh?

And what's with the $2,500 for VIP seating? Dude, you changed. Anyway, look forward to seeing you April 21 for …

… yep, a re-election campaign fund-raiser at Sony Pictures in Culver City.

Bow-chika-bow-wow: Obama and his bell-bottoms at Occidental.

Bow-chika-bow-wow: Obama and his bell-bottoms at Occidental.

Is it that time already? Seems like just yesterday we saw you off to the White House.

Well, at least this is cool: People under 40 can attend this gig for $100. General admission tickets are $250. How democratic.

Look, here's the deal Barack. We'd like to see you more. But we know you have important business ahead.

If the American people believe this disaster we call the country's second-worse economic climate since the Depression is over, you'll go back to Washington for four more years (and probably forget about us).

If they blame this thing on you — and cite your Russian billionaire-style spending spree — you can always come back to L.A.

-With reporting from City News Service. Got news? Email us. Follow us on Twitter, too: @dennisjromero.

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