It was another banner year for celebrity sex tapes. And now the people (meaning lonely men who spend much of their time eating day-old pizza in the dark) have spoken.

Farrah Abraham, the onetime MTV Teen Mom, beat out Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian as the favorite celebrity sex tape star of 2013, according to the 14th Vivid/XCritic Sex Tracker Survey, released this week in L.A.

See also: Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape Hits The Internet May 6.

Abraham went from reality television to a fairly hardcore debut, Backdoor Teen Mom, released by Vivid Entertainment May 6:
Anderson and Kardashian are riding on years-old material, so props to them for staying on the minds of pervs across the land. About one in four of the winners who took this survey chose Abraham as their top celebrity sex-tape star.

So what else did this coveted demographic of old-sock collectors say? About half of the respondents said the celebrity they'd most like to see do a sex tape is Alyssa Milano.

Credit: Alyssa Milano via Lifetime

Credit: Alyssa Milano via Lifetime

In fact, the survey says, Milano beat out the possibility of seeing Miley Cyrus “naked twerking.”


Nearly half of the respondents (45.7 percent) said “the race of female performers is not a major factor” in their porn consuming choices. 

It's a new day, America.

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