L.A. WEEKLY: Simon Cowell looked like he was about to drool checking you out on The Tonight Show — did he try to pick you up after the show?

NATASHA LEGGERO: No, but he did invite me over for an enema. Also I bummed one of his Kools.

Are you considered a big star when you go home to Rockford, Ill.?

I unfortunately can't go back due to my allergic reaction to corn, so I'm not sure. I would hope so!

If you had your own sitcom, what would it be called and what would it be about?

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it Mammy & Me.

Tell us something about yourself that would surprise your fans.

When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.

How many pairs of gloves is too many?

Well, “where to buy evening gloves in bulk” ads have started showing up at the top of my Gmail, so I guess it's time to stop.

Tue., May 29, 8:30 p.m., 2012

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