Morrissey craft item of the week: the Moz football scarf, courtesy of Viva Moz.
Because nothing goes together like angry soccer fans and Morrissey.
For a while, Viva Moz was offering a “Vulgar Sweater” emblazoned with his highness of melancholy's face.
The sweater, alas, sold out.
“It is with deep sadness that we announce that there will be no Vulgar Sweaters restocked for the foreseeable future :(” writes the seller. “Sincere apologies for any inconvenience caused.”
Commence weeping now.
Please, please, please, let me let me let me get the sweater I want.
He wears grey on the outside, because grey is how he feels on the inside.