Beware the Ides of March.

And, yes, we're talking about St. Ides High Gravity Malt Liquor.

Because if you don't, the LAPD is gonna get you. And that doesn't go down smooth.

What the hell are we talking about (we've had a few St. Ides ourselves)?

We're talking, of course, about our handy weekend DUI checkpoint cheat sheet.

Yeah, you thought you could cruise until Spring Break. You were wrong. These boys and girls in blue are out there every weekend. And we've got the official checkpoint 411:

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-Tonight from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. on Van Nuys Boulevard between Osborne and Nordhoff streets in lovely Panorama City.

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-Saturday from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. on Manchester Avenue between Broadway and Figueroa Street in South L.A.

Don't spring forward into some handcuffs.

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