Here's a great deal for spooks and yucks. Laura Kightlinger hosts The Late Show With Lizzie Borden, with co-host Dead McMahon. Ms. Borden, as you may recall, took an ax and gave her mother . . . what she deserved!!!! Mary Lynn Rajskub, Laura Krafft Frank Conniff, Jeremy Kramer, Rick Overton, Hugh Moore, Dino Shorte and Mike Timpsonwill bring back the dead, and Fake Gallery master Paul Kozlowski transfers Ernest Hemingway. Though Frank Sinatra canceled, The Elephant Man will do standup, and Jim Henson, Katherine Hepburn and Billy Mays make appearances.

Sat., Oct. 31, 8 p.m., 2009

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