We've said it before and we'll say it again.
It's the gift that keeps on giving — a steam-cleaned, sauna-prepped vijayjay. And step right up, ladies, because it's coming to town.
Now, before you recoil, hear us out. Many Asian customs are, frankly, more civilized than traditional Western ways, including the removal of ones shoes before one enters a home. Or the ceremonial dropping of ecstasy before stepping inside a club (we kid!).
While studies have yet to prove any health benefits of the coochie spa, we can't imagine how it would be bad.
One customer, Niki Han Schwarz, says the treatments have reduced body aches and given her energy.
See kids, energy. A steamy vaj is better than Red Bull … or ecstasy.
(Do they have this for guys?).