You may not die laughing, but you'll come close at the American Cinematheque's “Funny or Die Presents the Internet 3.0,” a screening of greatest hits from the comedy Web site's archive of hilarity. launched in 2007 with “The Landlord,” a two-minute, 21-second video starring Will Ferrell in a feud over past-due rent with his landlady — a foul-mouthed 2-year-old girl — and it's logged more than 60 million page views since. Though the program's lineup is TBA, you might just get a chance to live the dream of seeing a toddler in a princess dress say, “I want my money, bitch” on the big screen. Get primed for the night by checking out the latest on the site: We recommend TV commercial parody “We Got That B Roll!!” and too-cute cat clip “Surprised Kitty.”

Fri., Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m., 2009

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