Her website promises: “She has more stories, more dish, more of what she shouldn't say but you know you want to hear. Come with an open mind and laugh until you puke . . . just a little.” Didn't they mean “pee . . . just a little.” Hope so. But she is still damn hilarious, pee, puke or phart. I would want to be her friend. I would even drive.

Dec. 9-12, 2008

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