We were as surprised as you were to find out that Janice Min, the ultimate architect of the tabloidization of the entertainment media (and we mean that in the be$t possible way), was taking over editorial leadership at the ultimate Hollywood-insider's trade paper, The Hollywood Reporter.

Will THR broaden beyond the backlot elite and become another Us Weekly (where Min was enormously successful)? Here are five ways Min can Us-up THR and beat the growing competition that has followed in her footsteps:

-Get to the bottom of the Lindsay Lohan-adjacent powder supplements.

-What's under Bret Michaels' bandana? An investigation.

-Publish exclusive photos of the gleam in the eye of the African father of Brad and Angelina's next acquisition.

-Four words: Tiger Woods sex tape.

-Order a hit on Harvey Levin.

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