'Tis the season to be jolly, yes, but try not to do your fa-la-la-la-laing in a jail cell.

Not fun.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department this week previewed the anti-DUI can of whoopass it's unveiling for the holidays, starting this weekend. It's massive:

Along with a handful of “warrant sweeps” aimed at getting habitual drunk drivers off the road, the Avoid the 100 (as in avoid L.A. County's 100 law enforcement agencies) Winter Holiday DUI Campaign lists the following DUI checkpoints.

We'll roll out more specific locations if we get them, but for now, beware, starting tomorrow night:

Friday, December 14

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (West) Huntington Park

DUI Checkpoint – Claremont

DUI Checkpoint – Downey

DUI Checkpoint – El Segundo

DUI Checkpoint – Glendale

DUI Checkpoint – Hawthorne

DUI Checkpoint – Pasadena

DUI Checkpoint – Redondo Beach

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Southeast Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Hollywood Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Southwest Area

DUI Checkpoint – LASD City of Industry

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Malibu/Lost Hills

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Paramount

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

DUI Patrol – Pomona

Saturday, December 15

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency in Glendale (Including the cities of Glendale, South Pasadena, Pasadena, San Marino, San Fernando, LAPD and CHP.)

DUI Checkpoint – Burbank

DUI Checkpoint – Huntington Park

DUI Checkpoint – Inglewood

DUI Checkpoint – San Gabriel

DUI Checkpoint – Whittier

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Topanga Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – North Hollywood Area

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Bellflower

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Comp ton

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Lancaster

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Norwalk

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Malibu/Lost Hills

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

Sunday, December 16

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Norwalk

Thursday, December 20

DUI Patrol – LASD Malibu/Lost Hills

Friday, December 21

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency – (Including officers from Arcadia, West Covina, Baldwin Park School Police, El Monte, Monrovia, Sierra Madre and CHP)

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (West) in Vernon

DUI Checkpoint – El Monte

DUI Checkpoint – Pasadena

DUI Checkpoint – Pomona

DUI Checkpoint – South Pasadena

DUI Checkpoint – Vernon

DUI Checkpoint – CHP Baldwin Park Area

DUI Checkpoint – CHP Santa Clarita Valley

DUI Checkpoint – CHP West L.A. Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Olympic Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Central Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – North Hollywood Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Hollywood Area

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Compton

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Pico Rivera

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

DUI Patrol – Pomona

DUI Patrol – LAPD – Harbor Area

Saturday, December 22

DUI Checkpoint -Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency in Alhambra (Including the cities of Monterey Park, Alhambra, San Gabriel, Montebello, Downey, Whittier and Bell Gardens)

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (West) in Torrance

DUI Checkpoint – Azusa

DUI Checkpoint – El Monte

DUI Checkpoint – Huntington Park

DUI Checkpoint – Redondo Beach

DUI Checkpoint – Signal Hill

DUI Checkpoint – CHP Altadena Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – 77th Street Area

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency – (Including officers from Arcadia, West Covina, Baldwin Park School Police, El Monte, Monrovia, Sierra Madre, and CHP)

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

DUI Patrol – CHP South Los Angeles Area

DUI Patrol – Long Beach

DUI Patrol – San Gabriel

DUI Patrol – Whittier

Sunday, December 23

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

Tuesday, December 25

DUI Patrol – CHP MAXIMUM ENFORCEMENT PERIOD

Wednesday, December 26

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – Rampart Area

Revised 12/3/2012 4:00:26

Avoid DUI Campaign Schedule of Operations 12-12.doc

DUI Task Force Enforcement Schedule

Friday, December 28

DUI Checkpoint – El Monte

DUI Checkpoint – Gardena

DUI Checkpoint – San Gabriel

DUI Checkpoint – Whittier

DUI Checkpoint – CHP Antelope Valley

DUI Checkpoint – CHP South L.A. Area

DUI Checkpoint – LAPD – North Hollywood Area

DUI Checkpoint – LASD West Hollywood

DUI Checkpoint – LASD Paramount

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

Saturday, December 29

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency in Covina (Including the cities of Glendora, Pomona, Claremont, La Verne, Covina, Azusa, Irwindale, CHP and LAPD)

DUI Checkpoint – Avoid the 100 (West) in Hawthorne

DUI Checkpoint – Long Beach

DUI Checkpoint – CHP Newhall Area

DUI Checkpoint – LASD La Mirada

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Glendale, South Pasadena, Pasadena, Burbank, San Marino, San Fernando, LAPD and CHP.)

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (East) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Monterey Park, Alhambra, San Gabriel, Montebello, Downey, Whittier and Bell Gardens)

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

DUI Patrol – San Gabriel

DUI Patrol – Whittier

DUI Patrol – LAPD – Hollenbeck Area

DUI Patrol – LASD Norwalk

Sunday, December 30

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

Monday, December 31

DUI Checkpoint – Santa Monica

DUI Patrol – Avoid the 100 (West) Multi-Agency (Including the cities of Gardena, Hawthorne, Inglewood, Torrance, Manhattan Beach, El Camino College, El Segundo, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, UCLA PD, Huntington Park, Long Beach, Signal Hill and Vernon)

DUI Patrol – Long Beach

DUI Patrol – Pomona

DUI Patrol – CHP South Los Angeles Area

DUI Patrol – CHP West Valley Area

DUI Patrol – LASD West Hollywood

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