5. Miley Cyrus
Materials needed: Foam finger; fuzzy bear leotard; mini buns; tongue removed from mouth.
Pros: The mini bun trend is back!
Cons: Everyone else will be wearing this. Alan Thicke may grind with you.
4. Riff Raff (above)
Materials needed: Neon tank top; crazy-print boxer shorts; reflective rainbow shades; bling; wads of money from far-flung locales.
Pros: An excuse to wear your outdated Oakleys.
Cons: RiFF RaFF may sue you for stealing his likeness.
3. Lana Del Rey
Materials needed: Old Hollywood hair; crown of flowers; monochromatic outfit that borders on vintage; pouty lips.
Pros: You'll look great in Instagram selfies.
Cons: Too much vamp, you'll look like Jessica Rabbit.
2. Daft Punk
Materials needed: Black suit; gloves; helmets.
Pros: Girls love a sharp-dressed man.
Cons: You won't be able to make out with any of them through your helmet.
1. Blurred Lines Girl
Materials needed: White crop top; white high-rise underwear; white platform shoes; inflatible letters; red lipstick; no shame.
Pros: Everyone's boyfriend will be staring at you.
Cons: You will freeze your ass off and will become an item of boring cultural debate.
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