Gustavo Arellano

¡Ask a Mexican! the Golden Screen

Why do we always think Mexican men drink tequila and sing mariachi tunes, while the women are pretty señoritas? —Viva Mexico Dear Gabacho: Mexicans frequently blame ustedes for perpetuating various stereotypes about nosotros over the centuries, but a big part of the blame also falls on us. During the Second......

¡Ask a Mexican! East Meets Mex

Is it true that there are a lot more Mexicans hooking up with East Indians now? I know a few mixed Mexican-Indian couples, and I’ve heard that in some parts of the country, there are communities full of Mexican Hindus (products of Mexican–East Indian intermarriage). Is it true that this......

¡Ask a Mexican! a Degree of Success

Dear Mexican: I was going through a local state college’s academic program the other day and found that they offer a bachelor’s degree in Chicano studies. My question is in what field of work would someone with a bachelor’s in Chicano studies land? Here are a few jobs I came......

¡Ask a Mexican! Pounding Eardrums

{mosimage}Dear Mexican: Just needed to know the reasoning behind the BLARING MARIACHI MUSIC AT 7 A.M. ON A SATURDAY MORNING. I am of Spanish descent (my father is Puerto Rican), and I wasn’t raised around such BLASTING ACCORDION MUSIC when growing up. Just to add to this, my father also......

Forget the Alamo

Dear Readers: Gracias, gracias, gracias for ustedes who bought the Mexican’s book last week (deportation for those who haven’t). I’ve done mucho national press due to the interest — the list so far includes Talk of the Nation, FOX News Live, Paula Zahn Now, The Tom Leykis Show, The Glen......

¡ask a Mexican! Forget the Alamo

Dear Readers: Gracias, gracias, gracias for ustedes who bought the Mexican’s book last week (deportation for those who haven’t). I’ve done mucho national press due to the interest — the list so far includes Talk of the Nation, FOX News Live, Paula Zahn Now, The Tom Leykis Show, The Glen......

¡Ask a Mexican! Brownie Mix

{mosimage}Dear Mexican: How come all the Mexicans who came here two or three generations ago look like “almost-white” people while the ones coming now look like those little guys who live naked in the Amazon and kill things with blowguns?—No Indios Need ApplyDear NINA: Chalk the phenomenon up to the......

¡Ask a Mexican! Blown Grass

I was recently helping a friend search for a lost pet and everywhere we turned, there were wabs making a hellish din with a leaf blower. We watched one guy spend 45 minutes blowing a stamp-size yard and a single-lane driveway; I could’ve raked the space twice in that time......

¡Ask a Mexican! in the Family's Way

I come from a small family that I’m not particularly close to, whereas my chica caliente has a huge extended family and is devoted to all of them. Her family intrudes on us whenever we’re together and she doesn’t seem to mind at all. They’re always around! I get dragged......

¡Ask a Mexican! Pancho's Purloined Pate

Dear Mexican: What do Mexicans think about President Bush’s grandfather having a hand in getting the guy that robbed Pancho Villa’s head out of jail? —Kruising Klassily in KennebunkportDear KKK: Ah, Villa’s stolen skull. No macabre Mexican legend is more mired in intrigue, distortions and looniness – and in a......