This week's cut-and-past special is from the gals of The Apple Sisters' Holidoozy Christ-mess Special . “There's a war going on, food is being rationed, and the economy is in the tank.” Sound familiar? It's 1943! Well, turn that frown upside down, pal. The singin' and dancin' Apple Sisters present their Holidoozy Christ-mess Special — a throwback to the days of big bands, fireside chats and modest product endorsement (sponsored by Pink Wine — the mysteriously bubbly treat for the stressed-out woman). Candy, Cora and Seedy Apple entertain the troops in three-part harmony with their favorite Christmas tunes: “No Room at the Inn” teaches the real lesson of Christmas (Mary and Joseph should have made reservations), “Make it Snow NOW!” less of a Christmas wish, more of a Christmas demand, and “Father Christmas is My Boyfriend.” The evening ends with a visit from Father Christmas himself, who's got a belly full of booze and a head full of jelly. The Apple Sisters promise to be messy, to be funny, and to look great in dresses. See you at the show sailors! We just love seamen!'”

Wed., Dec. 17, 8 p.m., 2008

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