Beach Bunny Swimwear couldn't have been more appropriately named. Unless you called it something like “What Hot Chicks Wear When They Pretend To Swim, Though What Are These Designs Doing At A Supposedly High-Fashion Event” Swimwear Collection. This show was extremely well attended. Some of the bunnies wore mittens with their bikinis.

I'm fairly disturbed by the placement of the ring on the black bikini bottom (shown below). And by disturbed I mean curious. And by curious I mean…wow. It's probably to clip your keys onto, right? So when you go swimming, you don't lose them in the ocean? The big, bad mean ocean that wants to swallow up unsuspecting bunnies whole and get their hair all wet.

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