Some blurbs write themselves:
“Ladies and gentlemen start your mustaches! It's time to pour on the Rogaine, sprinkle some Chia powder and … let the mustaches rain down from heaven! Get ready for the Burt Reynolds 'No Bunny Does It Better' Dodgeball Tournament & Mustache Expo. This is a MANDATORY MUSTACHE EVENT for ladies, boys and lady-boys played with 'No-Sting' balls (our Stay Puft style). The winning teams gets super-sweet prize packages. Other prizes will also be handed out for best stache, team concept, and Burt's doppleganger.”
What else do you need to know? Okay, here: It's put on by the Los Angeles Dodgeball Society. There are two divisions (Cannon Bunny Run [Recreation Divison] and Smokey and the Bunny [Advanced Division]); eight teams per division; 12 people per team. Mustaches will be for sale at the event.
Sun., April 12, noon, 2009