Any of you guys try the new Coca Cola “Freestyle” machines yet? These are the super futuristic touchscreen soda machines that give you 100 flavors of Coke products that are made by a printer. Yes, a printer. I don't understand it. I had to read the description several times. Frankly, it scares me. The printer prints the highly concentrated syrup flavor (huh? Wha..?). It uses medical industry technology. The same technology that lets doctors “print out” a new, say, liver.

It's available at a bunch of Subway and Jack in the Box locations in Orange County. Apparently, people behind the Orange Curtain are the ideal test subjects of this high tech experiment. As one person on YouTube said, “One step closer to: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” Locations after the jump.

Carl's Jr.

2025 East Katella Avenue, Anaheim, 92806

El Pollo Loco

1611 E. Katella Avenue, Orange, 92665

1702 East 17th Street, Santa Ana, 92706

Jack in the Box

5256 South Mission Road, Bonsall, 92003

901 Carlsbad Village Drive, Carlsbad, 92008

1430 East Valley Parkway, Escondido, 92027

550 West Mission Avenue, Escondido, 92025

238 Felicita Avenue, Escondido, 92025

2582 El Paseo, Mission Viejo, 92691

2474 Vista Way, Oceanside, 92054

717 San Marcos Boulevard, San Marcos, 92069

260 South Melrose Drive, Vista, 92801

1471 North Santa Fe, Vista, 92084

740 Sycamore Road, Vista 92083

Noodles

591 Grand Avenue, Suite G102, San Marcos, 92069

Pei Wei Asian Diner

23632 El Toro Road, Lake Forest, 92630

1302 Bison Avenue, Newport Beach, 92660

Rubios Fresh Mexican Grill

2955 El Camino Real, Tustin, 92782

2841 W MacArthur Blvd, Suite A, Santa Ana, 92704

Sam's Club

17099 Brookhurst St., Fountain Valley, 92708

Subway

32545 Golden Lantern Street, Dana Point, 92629

30012 Crown Valley Parkway, Laguna Nigel, 92677

3801 Warner Avenue, Huntington Beach, 92649

2514 East Chapman Avenue, Fullerton, 92831

125 Old Grove Road #16, Oceanside, 92057

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