Parents, try to keep your babies away from your coke stash.

Even though that's a fairly commonsense guideline, a mom and dad (along with mommy's bro) were arrested in Atascadero north of L.A. this week after their 18-month-old went Lohan on their cocaine, at least according to what local cops alleged to the Weekly.

Paramedics were called, and …

… seeing as all is not right with the world when a year-and-half-old baby boy has to be treated for yay-yo ingestion, decided it might be prudent to let their police friends in on the fun.

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This all went down Wednesday about 10:38 a.m. in the 9300 block Bocina Lane, said Gregg Meyer of Atascadero police. The baby had to be taken to Twin Cities Hospital for treatment, cops said.

Arrested were proud papa Daniel Sanchez, 26, mother dearest Priscilla Tabarez, 20, and her sweet baby brother Isaac Tabarez, only 18. The alleged violation:

Felony child endangerment. All were put behind bars at San Luis Obispo County jail, Meyer said.

The baby was taken away from said happy family and placed in the custody of Child Welfare Services.


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