Want to be one of the biggest pricks on the face of the planet? Just follow these simple steps. First, cheat on your wife. Next, when she confronts you about it, get into a huge argument and beat her to death with a griddle pan. After that, tell all your friends that she died of a brain aneurysm and has been cremated, when in actuality, you will hide her body in a freezer for three years. Then, after the three years are up, dump her body into the trash bin outside your house.

So congratulations to German chef and British resident Peter Wallner, for being one of the most terrible human beings on Earth. According to the BBC, the chef is currently on trial, admitting manslaughter, but denying that he committed murder.

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