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L.A. Weekly


Presents:


 


Buzz Words for Bonzo


 


A Web Streaming Media Production


 


Plug-ins Required:
Microsoft Windows Media Player or


RealMedia Real Video or Apple QuickTime


System Requirements:
Pentium II 300 MHz or higher, Macintosh G3 or higher


Bandwidth Requirements:
Broadband connection—cable modem, DSL, ISDN, T1


56K (thanks for your patience)
28.8K (thanks for the laugh)


 


 


Buzz Words for Bonzo


 


INT. MOGUL’S OFFICE — CIRCA 1935 — DAY


 


A 50ish MOGUL is sitting at his desk.


 


In a puff of cliché special effects, DotComGuy, 26, appears. He’s carrying a Sony VaIO laptop in one hand and a martini in the other.


 


DCG


I’m DotComGuy! I’ve come from the future! In the New Economy, digital distribution will have disintermediated entertainment consumption.


 


MOGUL


What the hell is this crap?


 


DCG


We will re-monetize pop culture!


 


MOGUL


For crissakes, how the hell do you make money?


 


DCG


Those plans are still being contextualized.


 


MOGUL


You have no goddamn idea, do you? And what in hell is an apple slice doing in your martini?

LA Weekly