Levitating high above the bustling consumptive Abbot Kinney fray, Ascended Living is a tiny, hidden haven for body, mind and spirit (or, as Osho says, bodymindspirit). The happy bamboo studio — a great bright burst of ionized, Ormus-laced air — houses a handful of treatment rooms and a collective of healers and wellness professionals who make magic inside ’em. Among the various progressive treatments available are nanocurrent face-lifts, quantum regenerative facials, oxygen therapies, live blood analysis and bodywork — amazing, blow-your-mind-open-to-the-arms-of-consciousness and trip-your-every-light-fantastic bodywork. (See Ryan Amsel, resident Body Unwinding master.) Ascended Living hosts classes, workshops, lectures and visiting channelers, among many other ascending luminaries, and offers a select assortment of top-tier products, including living herbs, Egyptian healing rods and probiotic skin and dental care. 1418 Abbot Kinney Blvd., Venice. (310) 396-3888, ascendedliving.com. —Dani Katz

LA Weekly