Dear Mr. Gold:
Is there anything edible at Disneyland? I used to like the Monte Cristos at the Blue Bayou set into the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, but I understand that the restaurant is going to be closed for a few months while the ride is refurbished.
The corn dogs, definitely the corn dogs. Massive, well-spiced things, dipped and fried to order, can be found at what looks like a converted delivery truck parked near the end of Main Street, right by the Nestlé-sponsored diapering station. I can sincerely say that I’ve never had a better corn dog, even at a county fair. Afterward, you can walk over to the Enchanted Tiki Room and have a double pineapple whip for dessert.