Following revelations that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore might be splitting up as a result of an alleged rendezvous on the part of the young Two and a Half Men star at a San Diego hotel last weekend, we have to ask, do real men cheat on their wives with a 23-year-old woman?
You see, this was bound to happen. The most-righteous folks always seem to end up in the glassiest houses (or in an airport bathroom tapping toes for gay sex).
Ashton has been on a tear in the last year against men who hire prostitutes.
In fact he and his wife have a nonprofit, the Demi and Ashton Foundation, that is based on a stance against sex trafficking. Which is noble enough. They have roped in stars such as Sean Penn, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Eva Longoria, Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake to take part in PSA's stating that “Real Men Don't Buy Girls.”
Apparently they don't. And we're not saying Kutcher did. But do they f—- them for free? Hells yes. (Allegedly).
We'll say this much for Ashton. He seems to have filled Charlie Sheen's shoes quite nicely.
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