Our friends at Next Media Animation are on top of the news like Arnold Schwarzenegger on ugly.
Yep, they already have the Taiwanese animation version of Arnold's love-child affair ready for your viewing pleasure.
We especially like the depiction of the kid, who's simply a child with Arnold's face.
Kind of like the real thing if you ask us.
We also dig the new nickname for the Governator, the Sperminator. Kind of splashy.
These are the folks who brought you strikingly accurate visions (we think) of what really happened to Tiger and Charlie Sheen.
And, in this case it's true: This affair will only help Arnold's career.
(But what we really want to know is, who is the hot, kick-ass chick in the intro?).