America + Iraq = CIA REAM IRAQ
Rumsfeld = DR. FLUMES
Rumsfeld + Iraq = ALFRED SQUIRM
Bush + Rumsfeld = BLUSHED SMURF
Bush + Rice = U.S. BE RICH
Katrina = ANTI ARK
Gov. Arnold = Valor Dong
Antonio Villaraigosa = A VAGINA SALON OIL RIOT
Mayor Antonio = AMATORY ONION
Tom LaBonge = A BONG MOTEL
Brad + Angelina = BAGEL AND RAIN
Tom Cruise = I, SO RECTUM
Katie Holmes = TOES LIKE HAM
Heath Ledger = THE LARGE HED
Kanye West = SWEET YANK
Conor Oberst = BORN TO SCORE
Arcade Fire = A DIRE FARCE
Sufjan Stevens = JESUS FAN VENTS
Fiona Apple = A POP FINALE
White Stripes = HE WRITES SPIT
= HER PIES TWIST
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