Dear Men of Los Angeles, I am declaring a moratorium on the knit skull cap. I'm talking about the little beanie things seen on the likes of Wilmer Valderrama, Colin Farrell, countless producer wanna-be's, and jobless actors in this town. They are to dudes, what a Juicy Couture jogging suit is to starlets. Maybe worse, they might be man silicone. Trust me, when I see you wearing one, I know you are trying so hard to be cool it's painful, or worse, you can't come to terms with your hair loss. If you really want to be cool, bring back the rat pack fedora, or if you really need to keep your noggin warm, try a rugged fisherman's hat. Do you really want to look like this?

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