So 50 Cent (aka Fiddy, you know I'm gangsta) took the initiative to stand up for all us pussies and give the men of the world a wake-up call.

C'mon people. Choose cunnilingus or…shoot yourself?

The only problem here being the fact that there are a handful…maybe even hundreds (GASP!) of men over the age of 25 who don't eat pussy. Or read meat, for that matter.

But hey, harmless mistake…right?

Actually not so much. Take it away, Ellen DeGeneres.

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