Simone Wilson

(Not the suspect.); Credit: infinitedbag via funnyjunk.com

Torrance Panhandler Bites Woman in Neck for Refusing to Give Him Money

Bums of southwestern L.A. County, gone wild! Torrance police say a panhandler waiting outside a small hospital called Providence Little Company of Mary Medical Center assaulted a female employee early Saturday morning as she walked into work. "He initially asked for money," says Sgt. Steven Jenkinson. "But she didn't give......
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Party time.; Credit: Nanette Gonzalez/LA Weekly

L.A. Metro Trains to Run Until 2 a.m. on Weekends

Haaaaaaallelujah. Metro's big announcement today is better than all its 2012 ribbon-cuttings combined: The transportation authority's official blog reports (with three exclamation points!!!) that, beginning in late July, "all Metro Rail lines will run until 2 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights. That includes..."......
Remembering simpler days of sticker bombs and sky writing.; Credit: L.A. Department of City Planning

L.A. Mural Ordinance Postponed Into Oblivion

Last October, when L.A. City Hall started drafting an ordinance that would lift the city's oppressive mural moratorium, we tried to be patient. Even though it had taken the City Council over a decade to get the ball rolling, we said, hey -- better late than never. We set aside......