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Melysa Martinez

The Motion Chair: Because you can't always find someone to massage your balls while you jerk it

China to Release World's First 4D Porn Movie. Hooray?

When you go to your favorite adult movie theater to rub one out, do you ever sit there, handkerchief in hand, and think to yourself, Something is ... missing? If you answered yes, then -- aside from a couple things we need to talk about -- you're horny ass is......