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Batteries Not Included

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't check out the Babeland goody bag (see Where Do You Get Off? post below) while waiting in line at Pinks. I'd be lying again if I said there wasn't an 8-inch red vibrator that resembled a shift stick from a European sports......
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Where Do You Get Off?

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"I'm gonna tell you what my friend told me-- never expect a man to be able to do this for you," my friend says as she hold up a model that gyrates, as pearls spin inside, and a koi fish flicks its tail-- talk about bells and whistles. She says......
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Pretty Baby

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A movie about a 12-year old prostitute in jazz-age New Orleans may seem like an unlikely inspiration for a new spring line of clothing, but when the prepubescent in question is Brooke Shields (Pretty Baby, 1978), it actually makes perfect sense-- remember what her nubile body did for Calvin Klein......

Gagged in Venice

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Last month it seemed like victory was near for the remaining 170 elderly and disabled residents of Lincoln Place, the apartment complex threatened with demolition in Venice. Lincoln Place Tenants Association president Sheila Bernard’s e-mail to residents said evictions had been halted so lawyers could have time to iron out......
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Cock-a-Doodle Doo Doo

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After "the otherroom," half the Style Council headed across the street to the gay bar called Roosterfish. Once again I had to wait for the white-haired bartender who takes a year and day to serve you a drink if you happen to have a god-made vagina. Finally after almost 20......
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Dating According to Martini

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I ran into Martini (yes that's his name) at the Venice hangout "the otherroom" after the LA Weekly art show and party. Martini has written a book called "The Aussie Guide To Dating," which instructs non-Australians in the down under ways of getting it on. When I asked him for......
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And The Winner Is…

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Well, they weren't exactly the Oscars, but the red carpet was rolled out for the first ever LA Fashion Awards Friday night just the same. (And I've just recovered enough from the after-parties to write about it.) First I'd like to say the Los Angeles Times got fashion week wrong......